The "I Can't Write a" Poem

Compose a poem using the following formula:

I Can't Write a Poem.

Forget it. No can do.

Excuse #1

Excuse #2

Excuse #3

Sad to say, but true,

I can't write a poem for you.

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example by Corey Bruce:

I Can't Write a Poem
Forget it. No can do.
Poetry sucks and it’s stupid.
I am not creative.
Poetry is still stupid.
Sad to say, but true,
I can't write a poem for you.